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Fat and Knackered
Published March 2025
Fat and Knackered is a funny and relatable insight into the world of those of us that are overweight, how we feel about it, and everything we try to get rid of those extra pounds! with little to no success. Everything from radical fads and trends to crash diets, intermittent fasting, liquid diets, meal replacements, and plain old starvation, this is the book that covers the crazy diet industry that keep us on the ‘weight loss’ merry-go-round with seemingly no end in sight – until now! Fat and Knackered includes information on calorie counting, how to lose weight while eating the foods you enjoy, and being able to have your cake and eat it to... while still losing weight!
This book also includes bonus tracking sheets in the back to help you get started.
Cupid Romance Lovejoy
Published December 2020
Cupid is a very busy man, serving love and lust all over the world but what he hates most about his job is - everything. He, like most people hates his mundane job, but the main problem is he himself has never experienced love. As the supposed ‘God of Love’ he finds it beyond ridiculous that he has no point of reference to it personally and yet he is solely responsible for giving mortals the best feeling in the world.
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Sullen Heights
Published February 2019
'Sullen Heights' is a novel based in a homeless shelter in London. Throughout the story we meet a variety of guests that stay in the shelter and we come to learn how they got there and how life can turn upside down for anyone. Helena is the manager of Sullen Heights and it's more than just her job to look after everyone; it's turned into her lifestyle. Raw, emotional and moving, we get a glimpse of what it's like to become homeless and how everyone needs hope, no matter how hopeless things seem.
The Fall of Sullen Heights
Published November 2024
‘The Fall of Sullen Heights’ is the sequel novel to ‘Sullen Heights’ and continues to follow the lives of those connected to the homeless shelter. Helena receives terrible news regarding the fate of the charity, and that Sullen Heights will need to close its doors for good. In one fell swoop Helena’s career, home and all she cared about is coming to an end. The residents and staff of Sullen Heights needed to be informed that the charity was closing forever, and that meant new change for all involved. Where to go? What to do? And who to turn to? Helena now finds herself in the same position as the homeless residents she had given her life too for so long, and becomes reliant on friends to take her in. With important chapters of her life closing, Helena seeks a new project and hopes to stay in the same line of work she has always known. She could always apply to ‘Grimshaw house’, another homeless shelter, only its appalling reputation has left Helena wondering if it may be too much of challenge. Surely if anyone can change the place, Helena can?
How to keep your woman
(The handy guide for men on women)
Published May 2017
This funny but realistic guide will help all men to better understand their women and explains what to do (and what not to do) in every vital situation. This is a must have for all men, who will surely be carrying this around for years to come. So, if it's your boyfriend or husband that you feel needs to understand you better, then treat him to his copy -available now on Amazon!
The Book Of Poetry
January 11th 2018
A small collection of love poetry for the broken hearted and for anyone who yearns love or has loved and lost. Only available on Amazon on Kindle/eBook.
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